she’s dropping out of school
i’m dropping my pants, that’s what i’m doing
hockey player michael getting suspended for a few games because he got into a fight with a player from the opposing team after he found out the jerk said he was gonna fuck michael clifford’s girl
One day the Avengers come back to the tower and realize someone broke in so Tony checks the security footage and its 24 minutes of Deadpool singing Fergilicious while making an inhuman amount of pancakes and then at the end of the video he takes all of these hundreds of pancakes and leaves and they’re all just like wtf and when they go to bed their beds are all lined with pancakes.
area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
Except no ones dies.
my new favorite color
[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car
LUKE IS STILL A MINOR, I REPEAT LUKE IS STILL A MINOR, HE’S STILL 17, REBLOG WHILST YOU STILL CAN
IM CHOKING THIS WILL BE THE BEST 6 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY TRUST ME
Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”