Jocelyn and Amy. Best friends. Directioners. Dumbasses. Questions?

cliffordcarols:

she’s dropping out of school

i’m dropping my pants, that’s what i’m doing

lukeftjana:

hockey player michael getting suspended for a few games because he got into a fight with a player from the opposing team after he found out the jerk said he was gonna fuck michael clifford’s girl you

lokincest:

One day the Avengers come back to the tower and realize someone broke in so Tony checks the security footage and its 24 minutes of Deadpool singing Fergilicious while making an inhuman amount of pancakes and then at the end of the video he takes all of these hundreds of pancakes and leaves and they’re all just like wtf and when they go to bed their beds are all lined with pancakes.

irwinkitten:

Same Jack.

source

midstorm:

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

 (via thestarlesswanderer)

Except no ones dies.

radhomo:

my new favorite color

frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

imagine5sosoned:

LUKE IS STILL A MINOR, I REPEAT LUKE IS STILL A MINOR, HE’S STILL 17, REBLOG WHILST YOU STILL CAN

stilenski:

disney dudes

IM CHOKING THIS WILL BE THE BEST 6 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY TRUST ME

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

glittercalum:

you don’t even need to type in the band name

everyone knows

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